don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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