***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
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