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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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