Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
you mean i was at the winter classic?
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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