Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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