brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i may or may not be watching the land before time
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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