He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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