come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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