I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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