Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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