Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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