yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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