Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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