i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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