Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
