Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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