she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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