I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
