Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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