Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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