they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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