Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I think I just sharted jello shots
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