While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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