Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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