As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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