I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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