it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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