Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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