yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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