i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Actions speak louder than pants.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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