Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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