oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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