Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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