You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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