Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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