Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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