Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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