I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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