you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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