You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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