I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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