This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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