Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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