Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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