Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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