And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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