Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Randomize
