Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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