I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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