How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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