I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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