He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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